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The 9 Types of Boyfriends
1. Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes,
let's cuddle, OK?"
2. Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid.
The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV."
3. Flinchy - "I--I'm sorry for whatever it
was I did."
4. Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm
thinkin'."
5. Lazybones - "Zzzzzz"
6. The Sneak - "Who, me?"
7. Ace of Hearts - "After I wash the dishes
let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?"
8. The Dreamer - "Someday I'm going to be
rich and famous. I don't know how, but...."
9. Mr. Right - "While the servants wash the
dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?"
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
1. Ms. Nice Guy - "Tickets to the boxing
match? Oh, darling, you shouldn't have!"
2. Old Yeller - "You G-D spineless
good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a bitch! Can't you see you're
making me miserable??"
3. Sickly - "Oh, my head. My head. My feet.
My cramps. My cellulite."
4. The Bosser - "Stand up straight. Put on
a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give
me that look."
5. Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied - "I just can't
decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?"
6. Wild Woman out of Control - "I've got
an idea. Lez get drunk an' make love onna front lawn. I done it before.
S'fun."
7. Huffy - "I see nothing humorous in those
silly cartoons you keep snickering at."
8. Woman from Mars - "I believe this interpretive
dance will explain how I feel about our relationship."
9. Ms. Dreamgirl - "I am utterly content
with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think
we must make love like crazed weasels now!" |
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