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Top Ten List. What to Do When Your House Needs Cleaning

10. Go to a movie.

 9. Visit with a friend.

 8. When you feel the urge to clean, distract yourself by thinking of something else (for instance, you can think about having great sex with that new hunk that runs the car wash at the Quickie Mart, or you can try to figure out exactly how many meals your family will have to go without if you buy that new pair of shoes you saw at the mall today). One woman I know actually thinks about nothing at all!

 7. Make a list of all the chores that have to be done. Tear it up.

 6. Paint your nails.

 5. Turn on Jerry Springer.

 4. Wait for other household members to arrive home and then have them do it.

 3. Take a vacation (you deserve it!)

 2. Quit thinking about it - go ahead and have great sex with that new hunk at the car wash!

 1. Read Kiss-off!

"Every time I think about exercise,
I lie down 'til the thought goes away."

^v^ ^v^

Men are like diapers - always on your ass and usually full of shit!

^v^ ^v^

Overheard at a laundromat:

Woman #1. "My husband used to complain about the way I pressed his shirts,
but I finally found a way to put a stop to all his belly-aching."
Woman #2. "Oh really? What did you do?"
Woman #1. "I explained to him that I had found a great way to press them quickly,
yet still thoroughly - then I just ran over them with the car a few times."

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