This month's articles:

• Dear DeeDee Advice Column
• Are you a Kiss-OFF! Women? Take Our Quiz
• Male Observations: Kiss-OFF! takes a (behind the scenes) look at modern man. This month's feature: A Man and His Car. Fun Reading
• How To Achieve the Ultimate Body...or, "Eat Shit and Die"
• Kiss-OFF!'s 'Top Ten' List: This Month's, 'Top Ten: When Your Home Needs Cleaning'. Previous month's, "Top Ten Reasons Why Men Marry"
• Kiss-OFF! takes a look at women magazines.
• Kiss-OFF's "Martha Stewart Hints!"

Kiss-OFF!'s "TOP FIVE" Pet Peeves about Men

5. Turning off the faucet with such brutal strength you need a wrench to turn it back on

4. Coming home tired from work - when you never even get to leave work

3. Being able to just step out of the shower, run a comb through their hair, and go!

2. being able to eat as much as they want

1. Joking about women getting PMS - when the only time they ever needed 'wings protection' it was airline flight insurance

"I love men - I really do.
I just wish they had a better sense
of direction because I'm always
having to tell them where to go."