9. Their microwave is on the blink

 8. They feel the need to have children (they can't reach the remote)

 7. They are tired of working-out at the gym

 6. They have gas

 5. They didn't want anybody else to have us

 4. Two paychecks can live 'cheaper' than one

 3. Their socks don't match

 2. They can't figure out how to work the toilet paper holder

 1. Women just didn't know better!

Jealousy can lead to self-awareness and help motivate you toward your goals - it can also lead you to the garden where your man waters new blooms and tie a knot in his hose!

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